Steven Tew

This list of live-broadcast, verbal mishaps landed in my inbox this morning. I laughed so much I cried. I hope you’ll enjoy them too…

I have 3 younger brothers - Barry, Alan and Nick. Nick’s the youngest, and like so many young pups these days, he’s extremely ambitious and impulsive.
When it comes to seeing an idea through, Nick would be the first to admit that his ambition and impulsiveness can be a very bad combination. Many of his great [...]

We’ve all seen the “may contain nuts” warning on peanut packets and “may cause drowsiness” on sleeping pill boxes, but now it seems Britain’s department of label writers may also contain nuts.

A meaty “mazel tov!” to my younger brother Alan who finally plucked up some courage and proposed marriage last week to his long-suffering girlfriend Keri.

I picture myself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the cool crisp mountain air.
No-one can bother me here. No one knows this secret place.
I am in total seclusion from that other place called ‘the world‘.
The soothing sound of a waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is clear.
I can easily make [...]