Ring-ding-ding-ding ding ding ding. Ring-ding-ding-ding ding ding ding. Ring-ding-ding-ding ding ding ding. Ring-ding-ding-ding ding Boink Boink!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Die froggy die!

But seriously, wouldn’t you just love to?

(This article will mean a lot more to anyone currently in the UK. If you’ve not heard of Crazy Frog count yourself very, very, vey lucky.)